A Chinese Story

This is Its English Translation:

There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking". One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!" When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebuked and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!" After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed". This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!" The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month". This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important." The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!" The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!" The End Of Its Translation. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Its Original Version In Chinese: 广 东一伙劫匪在抢劫银行时说了一 句至理名言： “通 通不许动，钱是国家的，命是自 己的！”大 家都一声不吭躺倒。 这 叫观念转换。改变原有固定思维 方式。 　 　劫匪望了一眼穿着裙子躺在桌 上四肢朝天的出纳小姐，说：“请 你躺文明些！这是劫财，又不是 劫色！” 这 叫坚持职业操守，不该干的不 干！ 　 　劫匪成功回去后，其中一个新 来的劫匪（硕士学位）说，“老 大，我们赶快数一下抢了多少”。 　 　那老劫匪（小学文化）说：“你 傻啊？这么多，你要数到什么时 候啊？今天晚上看新闻不就知道 了吗。” 　 　这就叫工作经验，这年头工作 经验比学历更重要! 　 　劫匪走后，行长说，赶紧报 案！主任刚要走，行长急忙说：“ 等 等！把我们上次私自挪用的那五 百万也加上去！” 这 叫危机预案，化不利为有利。 　 　主任说：“要 是劫匪每个月都来抢一回就好了”。 　 　工作很枯燥，快乐最重要！ 　 　第二天新闻联播报道银行被抢 了一亿， 劫 匪数来数去只有两千万。 　 　老大骂道：“妈 的，老子拼了一条命才抢了两千 万，银行行长动动手指头就赚了 八千万，看来这年头还是要读书 啊！” 这 叫知识可以转化金钱的证明 　 　银行行长看到新闻联播后激动 滴对主任说：“妈 的，你小子可以，胆儿够肥的啊